I read this as paella
mmmm, paella
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:19, archived)

Oh man, I love a good paella
Mrs Hats used to live in France, and the spanish girl that lived with her made an incredible paella. I ate SO fucking much...man, I need paella now.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:20, archived)

I got food poisoning from a paella I ate in a Spanish place in Stoke Newington.
True story. Seriously. You couldn't make it up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)

Christ, I'm sorry Montz

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)

It's not your fault, don't worry.
Hang on, it's not your fault - is it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)

I....don't think so
But then I'm not watching myself 24 hours a day
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:32, archived)

By the sounds of things you fucking should.
I had the trots for days YOU CUNT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:34, archived)

Mme Hats, est-ce qu'elle parle français bien?
Je cherche quelqu'un pour m'aider exercer à parler français
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)

Zut alors!
Yeah, she's pretty good I guess.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:29, archived)

alors, est-ce qu'elle est assez belle?

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:33, archived)

Oh oui

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:43, archived)

ses seins, sont-ils grands?
et son cul, je peux le toucher?
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:50, archived)

you fucking pervert

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:05, archived)