Aw man, you get moaning emails and then moan at us?
Who do we moan at? I'm going to go beat my children to relieve some of this stress. Well, beat someone's children anyway, I don't have any. You're furthering domestic abuse. Someone should stop this. I'm going to complain to the mods.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 25 May 2012, 23:11, archived)

I just punched my parrot right up the fucking beak and it's all baldmonkey's fault

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 23:13, archived)

Yes for god sakes mods
Obviously we couldn't get up and walk away from the internets and do something else, FIX MY LIFE MODS FFS.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Fri 25 May 2012, 23:15, archived)

You're such a troll, I'm reporting you to the mods for this.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 May 2012, 23:17, archived)

ROB ROB
LOOK. HE THREATENED ME! CUNT HIM RIGHT ROUND THE FUCK!
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Fri 25 May 2012, 23:26, archived)

oh lord is this where /talk unites in a blitz spirit like in that war?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 25 May 2012, 23:32, archived)

Let's get James May round to sort it
We'll all melt down our keyboards to make a Spitfire to reunite the community or some bollocks.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Fri 25 May 2012, 23:37, archived)

YES AND THEN A STREET PARTY AND THEN A YEAR OF HAVING GI'S BABIES WOO!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 25 May 2012, 23:41, archived)

Street party?
I shall be complaining to the Prime Minister!
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Fri 25 May 2012, 23:46, archived)