Forum users.
Who's your favourite QOTW poster and why? Answers must be spaced in such a way that they take up at least one full screen, regardless of their content.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)

Extra points will be given
for

needless

line

breaks

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( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)