You trickster, you
Doing owt this weekend?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)

owt indeed, perhaps housework and that.
EXCITING TIMES!

you?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:12, archived)

It was my youngest's birthday yesterday, so we're having a little party for him on Sunday
Other than that, just committing certain deeds.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:16, archived)

oh? deeds of villany I'll wager.
what did you get little cap?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:17, archived)

He got an Iron Man costume, he looks the business
He got a load of cash too...Don't you hate it when your 4 year old has more cash than you?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:19, archived)

Yay for little peoples birthdays!
Don't forget to replace his heart with a nuclear reactor as a special present on the day.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:21, archived)

I tried, but I couldn't make it small enough :(
It's about the size of a volleyball.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:22, archived)

Sellotape it to his back. He's only a kid
he won't know the difference.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:23, archived)

and you'll get to be the baddie, which is handy cause you're bald.
goodtimes.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:33, archived)

See also: Lex Luthor

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:36, archived)

the insanely attractive eastern european lass just talked to me while I was making my cuppa.
I'm afraid I was less than my usual witty self.

thumpjda hurgustuwmmm llokoanchekakend.

and that's just her name LOL
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:39, archived)

I'm ashamed to admit that I once got tongue tied because someone stupidly good looking spoke to me at work
It was pathetic. I started stuttering and everything, then I forgot what I was going to say. She looked like a non-threatening Angelina Jolie.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:45, archived)

But the threateningness is the best thing about Angelina Jolie...

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:49, archived)

While that's arguably true
The softness of this girl's features made for an overall image that was just out of sight. I can't remember her name, so I can't even facebook stalk her :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)

She sounds pretty vague. to be honest.
Have you tried maximizing her contrast?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:00, archived)

I find my voice goes all high pitched as well.
not only that, I find myself going out my way for nice looking lasses.
if it was say, Janet, I'd probably wait for ages just to slam a door in her face.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:52, archived)

that happens with me and malc all the time :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:52, archived)

some cunt poured water into the jar of coffee >:|

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:56, archived)

holy shit?!
is the coffee ok?!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:58, archived)

no, it's fucked.
I fear there may be a riot
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)

i think that counts as an office emergency
leave the building and refuse to return until the problem is resolved
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)

good plan, see you on the flipside.
if I don't make it, tell battered he's a prick for me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:14, archived)

can't you just pour more boiling water into the coffee and keep it as a robinson's style coffee concentrate?
?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)