Are you some sort of povvo?
I pay nubile young boys to wank into mine.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:38,
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It's OK, I'm very disreet.
I'm sure we could come to some arrangement...
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:58,
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