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I'd make it pink and blue, instead of grey greyer,
hopefully that will attract more girls for us to ask to look at the boobs of.
(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
We'd need to mute Baldmonkey though, he'd go well mental over girls

(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:50, archived)
you don't know him but at all do you?

(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:52, archived)
It's a well established fact that baldmonkey's autism means he can't tell the difference between sexes
even when they're pissing on him.
(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:54, archived)
b3ta /talk, two shades of grey, the erotic novel.
Alan trembled slightly as he sat in the corner, naked but for his sock garters. Another frisbee crashed against his exposed manhood sending shivers of pain and pleasure through his rake thin frame. "P...p...p...please.." he whimpered. The figure of his confused affections stilled her hand for a moment, still holding the frisbee ready for action. She swished her long ratty dreadlocks behind her and scowled at him. "Please what, you fucking pathetic little cunt." she growled at him. He couldn't answer though, he was frozen in fear and lust. The tight latex zebra onsie clung to her every curve like a shrink wrapped manatee of lust. "FINE!" she screeched and started towards him, the floor shaking with her mighty tread. His penis twitched a little, dripping fluid onto the floor. "YOU'LL BE CLEANING THAT UP TEABOY! Janet shouted as she noticed the cum. Alan closed his eyes and melted just a little more.
(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:56, archived)
tl;dr

(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:56, archived)

Lovely
(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:57, archived)
I bet that story just made you do a cum.

(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
Shrink wrapped manatee of lust

(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
that should be janet's sig.

(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:05, archived)