I just made one of those 'I've just taken a massive bite of something and it's mainly gristle' faces

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:32, archived)

he graphically described her shoving a massive dildo up her polly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:35, archived)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)

I'm not sure what poppet done to deserve such treatment.
perhaps she turned the drunk dwarf down or something.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:37, archived)

it's his wife and kids i feel sorry for

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:39, archived)

I feel pretty sorry for myself if I'm honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:48, archived)