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any mods about?
If so, could someone let them know i'm willing to offer hugs in return for the ability to read these two posts

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1762996
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1763000

a guy on off topic posted a creepy rape fantasy and I never got to see it :(
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:24, archived)
you're an odd jelly bean

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:25, archived)
if someone posted a warped rape fantasy about you, you'd want to see it
right?
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:27, archived)
she sure would, how else would jen have a wank?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:27, archived)
rubber insulation, razorwire and a steady hand

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)
'Ning The LOVELY DEADLY jenpots.
*Panders*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)
do you want me to sum it up for you q?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:27, archived)
yes please
I feel like i missed out
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)
poppet moves into new flat and unpacks her sex toys.
she has a wank.
she squirts on her sheets.
she falls asleep on the couch.

but when battered done it, it was far creepier and sex pesty. like a warped gonz.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)
that's bad enough thanks, mmps

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)
no probs q.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:35, archived)
Ewww.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)
you know when your stomach sort of jumps in revulsion at something?
mine did that
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)
I just made one of those 'I've just taken a massive bite of something and it's mainly gristle' faces

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:32, archived)
he graphically described her shoving a massive dildo up her polly.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:35, archived)
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)
I'm not sure what poppet done to deserve such treatment.
perhaps she turned the drunk dwarf down or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:37, archived)
it's his wife and kids i feel sorry for

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:39, archived)
I feel pretty sorry for myself if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:48, archived)
The other one was homoerotic slash fic about Monty and CQ
it seems to be acceptable if it's not about IRL girls.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, archived)
i saw that one
it was clearly intended to be humourous, as as such actually raised a smirk. I thought I even saw it on the popular page.

but writing a wank fantasy about someone who wasn't there, which several people replied to as 'creepy' would suggest maybe a line was crossed
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:18, archived)
I'm not a big fan of any of the "erotic" fiction on here to be honest Q

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:21, archived)
it was a cold and gloomy night, psychochomp stared wistfully out of his bedroom window
his curtains billowing in the breeze.

a knock at the door startles him, who could possibly be bothering him at this time of night?
he opens the door slowly to reveal Quinten standing there wearing nothing but a single red rose, holding a botlle of champagne in one hand, and two champagne flutes and a buttplug in the other...
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:24, archived)
a double standard on /b3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:19, archived)
Yeah go on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)
I think frank always used to call rob a kid fingerer for letting users delete from the board completely, so it doesn't exist at all anymore
I dunno, I'm not an internet pro
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:44, archived)
it's such a shame that rob fingers kids

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:53, archived)
I wonder what rob's wife thinks about rob fingering kids?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:55, archived)
she's probably too busy hiding from battered

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:58, archived)
Why don't you just write your own creepy rape porn?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:19, archived)
i haven't got the talent :(

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:25, archived)