the secret door in my office just has toilet paper and bleach behind it.
not sure how my company hopes to achieve world domination with that.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:48, archived)

what is behind the toilet paper and bleach?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:51, archived)

Press the third roll from the left, second row down.
I bet the whole shelving unit hinges out toward you
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:52, archived)

ok, i'll let you know how it goes, brb.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:55, archived)

it might be a test like at the end of indiana jones and the last crusade
to gain access you have to pick the correct bottle of bleach and drink it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:00, archived)

bit boring really, no death rays or anything.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:48, archived)

Man! You've been gone for nearly 2 hours. I was starting to get worried.
Unless time stood still when you entered the mystery cupboardworld
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:53, archived)

i was in there for a while, someone locked me in.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:03, archived)

this is getting saucy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:05, archived)

it's ok, i got out.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:08, archived)

We just had a power cut
clearly the electricity was being diverted to the ion cannon behind the staff volcano
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:12, archived)

y'know, my office is built on a big hill overlooking cardiff.
perfect position for laughing as you watch senseless destruction.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:17, archived)

And then, disgusted with humanity in general you decide to use the weapon AMIRITE???

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:20, archived)

as it turns out, the real evil is man.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)

and your robot body destroys its self and your brain housed within it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:33, archived)

Down with this lesbian propaganda

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:33, archived)

AMIR MARM
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:32, archived)

A whole city, smothered under waves of treacle-like salty goodness :(
Who would have thought the old man to have had so much spunk in him?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:35, archived)