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you fat cunt
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:00, archived)

But it's the 'light' version so that doesn't count, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:08, archived)

Fucking light mayonnaise.
Load of bullshit.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:45, archived)

Innit.
Just eat something else you delusional lard-ass.

cf Diet Coke
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:48, archived)

In the interests of fairness I should admit that I'm drinking a tin of Diet Coke now
*shame*
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:50, archived)

You utter swine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:06, archived)

I'm sorry... I'm so sorry :(

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:15, archived)

I thought we could be friends but I'm afraid this changes everything.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:21, archived)

Just give me one more, one more chance tonight
You're so extreme I want to take you home with me
Come on, tell me one more time I don't mind
Baby I don't mind, I don't mind
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:29, archived)

Well if you put it like that, how can I refuse you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:34, archived)

Yay! That's not the first time the Pet Shop Boys have got me out of a sticky situation.

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:36, archived)

Or into one IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:37, archived)

I'm afraid I don't, Monty.

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:55, archived)

To be honest neither do I.
I heard someone else say something similar once and I thought it sounded cool so I tried it myself.

I realise now that I'm way out of my depth here and can only apologise for any inconvenience or distresss caused.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:00, archived)

Apology accepted, now let's never argue again.

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:03, archived)

AGREED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:05, archived)

hit punk
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:56, archived)

Creamy

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:00, archived)