MONDAY! YES! I FUCKING LOVE MONDAY! GET IN!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 7:53, archived)

FUCK YEAH WOOP WOOP IT'S FINALLY HERE!

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 7:58, archived)

*Henmans*
COME ONNNNNN!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:09, archived)

n l

you fat cunt
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:00, archived)

But it's the 'light' version so that doesn't count, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:08, archived)

Fucking light mayonnaise.
Load of bullshit.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:45, archived)

Innit.
Just eat something else you delusional lard-ass.

cf Diet Coke
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:48, archived)

In the interests of fairness I should admit that I'm drinking a tin of Diet Coke now
*shame*
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:50, archived)

You utter swine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:06, archived)

I'm sorry... I'm so sorry :(

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:15, archived)

I thought we could be friends but I'm afraid this changes everything.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:21, archived)

Just give me one more, one more chance tonight
You're so extreme I want to take you home with me
Come on, tell me one more time I don't mind
Baby I don't mind, I don't mind
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:29, archived)

Well if you put it like that, how can I refuse you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:34, archived)

Yay! That's not the first time the Pet Shop Boys have got me out of a sticky situation.

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:36, archived)

Or into one IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:37, archived)

I'm afraid I don't, Monty.

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:55, archived)

To be honest neither do I.
I heard someone else say something similar once and I thought it sounded cool so I tried it myself.

I realise now that I'm way out of my depth here and can only apologise for any inconvenience or distresss caused.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:00, archived)

Apology accepted, now let's never argue again.

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:03, archived)

AGREED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:05, archived)

hit punk
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:56, archived)

Creamy

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:00, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

( broadsword, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:17, archived)

Best fucking day of the week

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:28, archived)

alRIGHT!
*high five*
*up high*
*down low*
TOO SLOW!

Whoo yeah. Huh. Phew.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:31, archived)

ur 2 cool 4 skool

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:56, archived)

innit

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:11, archived)

There's someone on this bus talking to a toy pokeball like it's got an actual Pokemon it :(

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:32, archived)

Poor old Gonz, out of his head again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:42, archived)

merry christmas!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:39, archived)

ME TOO
But only because I've got very little work to get done today.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:00, archived)

*electronic beat*
How
does it
feel
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:00, archived)

It stings when I go to the toilet.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:08, archived)

Oddly enough, it Dr Preferences when Sting goes to the toilet.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:42, archived)

frontsies or backsies?

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:50, archived)

The toilet at the top of the stairs.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:50, archived)

You crazy Irish!
In England, our toilets are in rooms.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:52, archived)

Hahaha 10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:06, archived)

You people are so repressed.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:27, archived)

Oh, it doesn't stop us letting our waste fall where it drops

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:30, archived)

wasp nest in your bathroom?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:09, archived)

happy mondays

( mongychops, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:17, archived)

Hello!
I'm about to make my four colleagues feel guilty by telling them the 15 pence I'd have spent on each of their christmas cards has gone to Cancer Research instead this year.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:22, archived)

And the best bit is, right, IT HASN'T!!!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:23, archived)

You appal me.

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:45, archived)

I'm worse than five and a half Hitlers :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:55, archived)

But nowhere near as bad as fourteen Mussolini

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:01, archived)

Last working monday of the year for this crazy hep-cat
Aww yeeah
( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:30, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:06, archived)

THE HOME STRAIGHT!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:09, archived)