Tell you what, give yourself a funny name like Fanny Cocklicker
and I'll be James Bond and I'll totally fuck you and be all like "yeah Miss Cocklicker nice one" and you'll be all like "oh James"
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:50, archived)

Hang on how come I'm Fanny Cocklicker?

( broadsword, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:53, archived)

Because it's a funny name and I think it quite suits your dress which matches your eyes

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:01, archived)

Oh James

( broadsword, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:03, archived)