why are we down here whispering?
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)

So as not to attract the attention of manliness expert JMG, who might come stomping down here with a can of Tennant's Super in one hand and a rolled-up copy of Footy'n'Birds Weekly in the other and give me a good kicking.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:22, archived)

well we don't want that, quick hide in here...
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:27, archived)

Ooh, I like what you've done with it. Nice curtains.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)

they're 100% beef
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)

allegedly...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)