MGT won't sex me.
Who won't sex you?

Also, LEGO®
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:10, archived)

Colour me badd

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:12, archived)

Almost everyone

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)

I would.

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:18, archived)

I know
Thanks hun x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:19, archived)

Are you taking me out on Thursday?

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:20, archived)

Yep, I booked a booth at Harvester's on the Eastern Road

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:21, archived)

i was there a few weeks ago
i ate some chicken
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:24, archived)

I was there a few weeks ago too!
WEIRD!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:27, archived)

I was somewhere else and had the BEST STEAK EVER

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:28, archived)

Dog psychiatrist...unbelievable
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:29, archived)

What are you wearing?

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:30, archived)

A zoot suit and sandals
You?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:34, archived)

A Garter.

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)

did you eat some chicken?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)

Nah
gourmet burger innit
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)

i get the impression mgt is full of shit

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:19, archived)

She's just a regular guy.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:19, archived)

What, like literally full of shit?

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:20, archived)

yes, literally

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:22, archived)

head to toe?

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:28, archived)

To the point where some would probably ooze out of her ears and nose if you gave her a slight squeeze.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:03, archived)

Jesus....

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:10, archived)

I don't know where it keeps coming from,
I must have lost a stone in weight after the last one.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:51, archived)

Aww, it's like old times when Bob Todd used to post here.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:53, archived)

i wonder if she still dresses like a space cadet

( mongychops, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:04, archived)

Bob Todd, yesterday.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:07, archived)

Pictures like that make me want to kill the entire human race.

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:11, archived)

I find him kind of endearing actually.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)

It's you isn't it.

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)

so what if it is
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:17, archived)

Where do you live?

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:18, archived)

it's not my mum's basement, it's a below-ground studio conversion that happens to be in my mum's house, ok?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)

why are we down here whispering?
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)

So as not to attract the attention of manliness expert JMG, who might come stomping down here with a can of Tennant's Super in one hand and a rolled-up copy of Footy'n'Birds Weekly in the other and give me a good kicking.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:22, archived)

well we don't want that, quick hide in here...
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:27, archived)

Ooh, I like what you've done with it. Nice curtains.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)

they're 100% beef
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)

allegedly...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)

you should should keep some kind of poo log
log log? log diary? log diarrhea?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:19, archived)

i cant say this surprises me

( mongychops, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:21, archived)

I'd totally bum you

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:29, archived)

It's fine, you just have to have your intended partner
baptised as a Mormon first (warning: they might murder you for bumming them too hard).

Dude was totally a b3tan.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:54, archived)

Idiots.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:34, archived)

I am

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:38, archived)

What sort of Lego?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:11, archived)

Which sort is your favorite?

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:18, archived)

Technic with motors

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)

Cor.
I only ever had one LEGO® Technic® kit®.® :(
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:30, archived)

WANT
technic.lego.com/en-gb/Products/default.aspx#9397
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)

Pirates ... ®

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)

Zombies®

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)

Toys®Us

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)

I think you mean Toys Я Us®
WHAT THE SHIT?!
STUPID FORUM THAT@S IT I@VE HAD ENOUGH CUNTING BOLLOCKS
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:04, archived)

Catchy, you should register that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)

"There's bumholes" says Mono, "all under one roof"?

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10926267
xxx
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)

what have you done?!

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)

It's alright, nobody's noticed it anyway :'(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:50, archived)

I noticed.

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:01, archived)

HEY GUISE I HAVE PUT FATHER DUOGAL'S HEAD ONTO OBI WAN KNOCKING OVER THE POPE PLAESE CAN YOU LIKE IT K THX

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:13, archived)

Lego?
currently sitting behind me. Series 9 is also there now, on top
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:18, archived)

Nice
I'm still after a load of the first couple of series and I've not quite finished series 9 yet.
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:21, archived)

I do have a few spares from the earlier seasons
if there's anything in particular you're after, let me know
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:22, archived)

Are the ones in front from sets or did you get them individually?

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)

From sets, mostly
certainly all LoTR sets. Currently updating them with all Hobbit sets as well.)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:24, archived)

How the hell do you afford them :(
I'm so poor :(
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:28, archived)

I don't drink or smoke.
which helps
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:30, archived)

It certainly does.
The main reason I've been keeping up with the series is because the missus keeps buying me them! otherwise I'd've probably fallen behind by now!
( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:33, archived)

I only have two of the cases though, I was hoping they would do all the colours from the different series but doesn't look like they are :(

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:34, archived)

Indeed not, but ebay is your friend to get them cheaper (16 space units, £14 delivered)

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:37, archived)

might have to look into that, when the threat of joblessness has vanished.

( MONO!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)