It was not being alan enough

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)

Christ, I'd hate to see a full on alan at work.
I think the internets would break.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)

Every six months he gets full and ripe and reaches Alan Prime, then he bursts Alan on the internet
It's a sight to see
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:07, archived)

Alan Prime, the shittest autobot.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)

He'd definitely be in my bottom ten.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:11, archived)

<s> etc

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:12, archived)

I've missed you drimble.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:19, archived)

MISSED YOU TOO
xxxx
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)