Elf with big tits.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:25, archived)

I'd be a gnome with enormous balls

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:34, archived)

Pushed along in a wheelbarrow?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:38, archived)

Man, that'd be something

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:39, archived)

an image search for "ball wheelbarrow" yields this
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:44, archived)

Haha, oh lord
I only have myself to blame for clicking on that. I was given fair warning.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:47, archived)

while you're looking at pretty pictures
plonk your peepers on this
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:55, archived)

Christ!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:37, archived)

it's great, innit
that was his first match back after the heart attack
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:38, archived)

Who's the other guy?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:41, archived)

'hollywood' heather
it was an 8 person mixed tag, apparently
usual rules, no intergender wrestling, but she slapped him so he gave her a piledriver!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:44, archived)

Oh, it's a girl?
Well, he has just had a heart attack I suppose.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:44, archived)

yet i do that in the street and i go to prison
what a world
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:49, archived)

Yeah, thanks David CameWRONG!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:50, archived)