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It's Story Writing time in my class today
And the lesson involves a character creation sheet that, now I look at it, is basically Dungeons and fucking Dragons.

What character are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 8:53, archived)
i'll be the hero

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:02, archived)

hero troll
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:46, archived)
yeah, like Harold the Duck

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:05, archived)
wat

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:20, archived)
the one that wins

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:07, archived)
i'll be an office worker
my special powers are procrastinating and microsoft excel
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:25, archived)
Elf with big tits.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:25, archived)
I'd be a gnome with enormous balls

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:34, archived)
Pushed along in a wheelbarrow?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:38, archived)
Man, that'd be something

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:39, archived)

an image search for "ball wheelbarrow" yields this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:44, archived)
Haha, oh lord
I only have myself to blame for clicking on that. I was given fair warning.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:47, archived)
while you're looking at pretty pictures
plonk your peepers on this
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:55, archived)
Christ!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:37, archived)
it's great, innit
that was his first match back after the heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:38, archived)
Who's the other guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:41, archived)
'hollywood' heather
it was an 8 person mixed tag, apparently
usual rules, no intergender wrestling, but she slapped him so he gave her a piledriver!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:44, archived)
Oh, it's a girl?
Well, he has just had a heart attack I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:44, archived)
yet i do that in the street and i go to prison
what a world
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:49, archived)
Yeah, thanks David CameWRONG!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:50, archived)
Leroy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:30, archived)
lol
"When arranging delivery to Powerhouse Photography, where possible the use of Arctic trucks should be avoided as there is not access for this type of vehicle"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:35, archived)

Elhadrin ranger with the dual-weapon skill focus What's a character creation sheet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:30, archived)
I'm the one that you think is a baddie, but is really a goodie
But really is a baddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:33, archived)
That's deep, maan.
I missed the morning thread AGAIN D:
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:31, archived)
bald, beard, english
yup, you're a baddie alright
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:52, archived)
*glares*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:37, archived)
Brian Cox

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:43, archived)
I'll be the anthropomorphic lizard.
forked tongue n shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:44, archived)
forked shit? eew

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:53, archived)
Yeah, kinda regret that piercing.

(I helped save b3ta! LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:02, archived)
Hey LukeThePlatypus
How are things in the 'egg laying mammal' business?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:40, archived)
I'm Baldmonkey's Mum

(Baldmonkey's Mum, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:45, archived)
Hello Baldmonkey's Mum
How is Baldmonkey's Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:47, archived)
Unfortunately he died of a stroke in December 1997 in Halifax General Hospital.

(Baldmonkey's Mum, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:54, archived)
Are you sure?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:56, archived)
No idea, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:43, archived)

you
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:54, archived)
Hm, fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:04, archived)
Th'ri'n'ngorr The Tedious.
Paladin, adventurer and serial flasher.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:50, archived)
Andrew Clarke - Corporate and business tax advisor

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:37, archived)
OP

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:39, archived)
*buffs self with +4 double irish arrangement*

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:47, archived)
So far I've had one love story based on an Australian ostrich farm
and a murder thriller where a wedding planner gets whacked over the head with a vase full of lilles.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:03, archived)
I reckon the vicar did it
"consider these fucking lillies"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:46, archived)
I'll be the cleaner.
Some fucker has to tidy up all the mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:48, archived)