So far I've had one love story based on an Australian ostrich farm
and a murder thriller where a wedding planner gets whacked over the head with a vase full of lilles.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:03, archived)

I reckon the vicar did it
"consider these fucking lillies"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:46, archived)