Tip top physical condition
and no, not a single woman. My mum doesn't count.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:28, archived)

K you should totally find some whores and have the filthiest possible sex with them

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:30, archived)

According to something on the news the other day
they're only £20 in the midlands and you can pretend you were buying tomatoes when you are arrested.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:31, archived)

I dread to think what the tomatoes were really for.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:32, archived)

Nah
for one I don't know where to find any, and for two I'm not a fan of prostitution. Wouldn't really do anything for me.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:32, archived)

Wait what the fuck how come you're dying then? I mean I'm no doctor but don't you have to have something wrong with you to be dying?
Wait, it turns out I AM a doctor and I still reckon you need to have something wrong with you to be dying.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:31, archived)

Depression
Hopelessness, loneliness, regret, failure.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:33, archived)

Oh. Ok well don't kill yourself, go and see your doctor, explain how you're feeling and see what they can do for you.
Rather than telling an internet forum full of people who will probably think it's funny to tell you to kill yourself.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:36, archived)