Presumably you've considered all the options
Is this actually the only one? Seems a little lazy to be honest. Nothing's completely unfixable. Also, suicide seems like the best way to be completely forgotten. But then, I'm judging it by my own standards, which I guess you shouldn't really do.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:30, archived)

I did try to sort my life out
I gave up drinking, smoking, ate healthy, excercised. To no avail.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:38, archived)

Perhaps you went in the wrong direction?
Maybe if you had increased your drinking, smoking, unhealthy eating and laziness you would've felt better by now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:41, archived)

or if not better then at least drunk
fat and wheezy...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:43, archived)

That 'Lemmy' fellow always seems pretty upbeat.
Hmmm...I think you might be onto something here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:45, archived)