Pfft!
I not only have a brick built shed with slate roof, a skylight and electricity but I also have an outside toilet with its own, seperate water meter!
( C, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:47, archived)

So what did you end up shoving up your cock?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:49, archived)

His own SMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:50, archived)

A trowel.
( C, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:51, archived)

That was the biggest gardening implement you own?
Pathetic
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:14, archived)