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Bloody hell...
... When did it get so quiet round here? 80 posts in 14 hours - what's happened to /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! C, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:25, archived)
It died

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:25, archived)
Why?
Were a lot of the regulars rounded up as part of Operation Yewtree?
(I helped save b3ta! C, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:37, archived)
I don't think so I think /talk falls outside of the remit of Operation Yewtree

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42, archived)
Ah,
- presumably because there aren't any paedophiles celebrities here?
(I helped save b3ta! C, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44, archived)
no, because we're all baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:17, archived)
wan­ker
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(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:34, archived)
I blame Facebook

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:25, archived)

I always thought that was of the advantages of /talk was that you didn't have to look at photo's of the ugly fuckers in the same way that you have to on Facebook?
(I helped save b3ta! C, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:43, archived)
WRONG
farm2.staticflickr.com/1265/1184787417_0700e12cd8_o.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:51, archived)
OH CHRIST MIKE NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53, archived)
someone once sent me a picture of its tits, still makes me vom a bit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:14, archived)
Is it true she's deaf in one tit?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:25, archived)
No mongs don't say things like that, I don't want to believe any camera on earth is capable of capturing an image of its tits without breaking in protest.
Say it ain't so.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:31, archived)
Yes,
You've certainly proved your point there.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55, archived)
the horror

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:59, archived)
what's that thing in the corner?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:03, archived)
Looks like a candle to me.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06, archived)
a picasso

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:12, archived)
Had one as a hire car, fucking horrible

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:19, archived)
all four wheels on one side,
was never going to work very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:20, archived)
Fuck's sake MGT.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:32, archived)
cream soda

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:05, archived)
lol i remember when that dude on the left legit proper harassed loads of girls here, offering money for sex, pestering,
then calling them sluts and liars when they called him out on it, nice guy, certainly the reason a lot of women left here at least, webclam aka dangermouse in case anyone was wondering, genuine legit sex pest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:17, archived)
I vaguely remember that now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:18, archived)
he had favourited one guy here's wedding photos, on flickr,
but not all of the wedding photos, just the ones that featured her (edit: the bride's) tits and feet. all his other favourites were of women's feet and tits. he famously defended himself by saying he merely had an interest in women's fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:20, archived)
thing is, people genuinely wouldnt have given a shit if he just said, look, i'm into feet and tits and i'm a bit of a perve,
it's just that he got actually like, rapist-angry whenever anyone asked him to stop harassing them
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:22, archived)
i wonder if he is still with that chick with the podka dot draws

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:23, archived)
i hope so i'd hate to think that he's out harassing vulnerable women again

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:28, archived)
i was slightly concerned when young gonz took a shine to him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:33, archived)
He sometimes needs direction, that lad.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:48, archived)
just a cuddle now and then, that's the direction i'd give him

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:58, archived)
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(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:34, archived)
then he persuaded a few people here that he was totes innocent and that he was the one being harassed.
it was eventful back then at least
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:18, archived)
I suppose the price you pay for the streets being a little safe is the internet is a little duller

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:23, archived)
i dont see how that works

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:27, archived)
I'm assuming that he is no longer posts because he is no longer free to do so you may argue this is quite a leap to make

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:32, archived)
i think he's free to roam the streets i dunno if he got arrested

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:56, archived)
No reading it back it doesn't seem as though he committed an arrestable offence

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, archived)
i mean it does, but he didnt get arrested

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:10, archived)
I find it worrying that you consider sexual harassment 'legit' and 'proper'.
Thought better of you TBH.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:45, archived)
that's not TBH, it's SSG!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:47, archived)
aww shoot!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:52, archived)
oh wait no i meant blah blah comedy misunderstandings etc i dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:55, archived)
Ha, you're fumbling now.
You massive sex-pest apologist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:07, archived)
i dunno what happened

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:14, archived)
Is she about to open a bottle with her hand and teeth?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:32, archived)
Sorry, I was asleep.
I watched two wrestlemanias last night and only got my head down at 6am.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:27, archived)
Oh to be 12 again.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:29, archived)
Pretty much, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:33, archived)
just now, right this minute
it's all your fault
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:27, archived)
He's such a prick I hate him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:30, archived)
wan­ker
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(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:34, archived)
It died when I left.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:28, archived)
All the cunts left.
Only cunts left now.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:28, archived)
I endorse this message.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:42, archived)
its shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:29, archived)
You're not wrong
I remember when /talk was a thriving forum filled with creativity, humour and wit was about this shit, but with loads more cunts being shit.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:36, archived)
Maybe we just like it this way and any cunt that has a problem with that can go out to their shed and find the biggest rustiest gardening implement in there and just ram it right up their own cock end.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:39, archived)
If they even HAVE a shed.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:43, archived)
Pfft!
I not only have a brick built shed with slate roof, a skylight and electricity but I also have an outside toilet with its own, seperate water meter!
(I helped save b3ta! C, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:47, archived)
So what did you end up shoving up your cock?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:49, archived)
His own SMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:50, archived)

A trowel.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:51, archived)
That was the biggest gardening implement you own?
Pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:14, archived)
who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55, archived)

When I was active here my username was about: blank.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:57, archived)
That's almost as shit as your current one.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:02, archived)

Probably even shitter...
(I helped save b3ta! C, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06, archived)
Rob created /offtopic and all the self-obsessed whingers and mothers fucked off elsewhere

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:55, archived)
except you

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:02, archived)
ooohhhhh get her

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, archived)
OHHHHHHH SHIIIIT

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, archived)
say what you want I fucking love my kids

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:07, archived)
which comedy failure will do the strikethrough

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:11, archived)
jokes on them, I don't even have kids
or a sex life
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:18, archived)

sex
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:21, archived)

don't even s or a life
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:31, archived)
my daughters doing her 11 plus today, no doubt that will cost me an iphone

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:34, archived)
Because she's going to fail it and turn to a life of crime?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:56, archived)
No, because she's going to fail it and then turn to a life of webcams and lose the iphone internally in a work related incident.

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:00, archived)
if you know where it is the insurers may say it isnt lost

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:17, archived)
nah she will piss it, then she can go good skool like wot i dun

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:15, archived)
Evidently.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:34, archived)
indeedy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:41, archived)

have kids
own a tv
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:36, archived)

fucking love my
don't even have
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:19, archived)

what you want I fucking love my + what time is it?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:20, archived)

say what you want I fucking love my kids MMMNNEURGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:22, archived)
I bet the trained groaned like a fatty being a chocolate digestive as it pulled away.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:25, archived)
Ha, well remembered.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:56, archived)

say what you t I fuc ing love
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:27, archived)

ay w at y u want I fucking lov my kid
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:31, archived)
Filth!

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:33, archived)

say what you w t I f cking love my kid
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:32, archived)

say what you want I ucking ove my k s
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:36, archived)
it got shit

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:16, archived)
HEY MRS SP@M!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:31, archived)