Why is it dangerous to grit the roads?
It gets in the cats' eyes!
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:33,
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why should you be careful when it is raining cats and dogs?
so that you don't step in a poodle
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:44,
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