What did the whisky say when water was poured into the glass?
I'm diluted to meet you.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 0:00, archived)

yaaaaaay!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 0:06, archived)

Who is the biggest lady in America?
Mrs Sippy.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 0:22, archived)