i had alpen for breakfast

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:22, archived)

I haven't had any yet
i have left my wallet at home as well.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:24, archived)

i dont think ive ever eaten that, not even for lols

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:45, archived)

Oh man, you haven't lived.
Shit is unreal.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:20, archived)