what, no way, it was a present, it's got sentimental value innit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:52, archived)

well get mr precious with his orange aero
for that you can't have none of my chocolate hobnobs
( broadsword, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:53, archived)

biscuits are shit, I hate biscuits, biscuits are actually worse than orange chocolate, poke your biscuits, imma go stratocast til the neighbours call the police

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)

Pretty sure "go stratocast" is a euphemism for some hideous form of chocolate based onanism

( broadsword, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:56, archived)