and suppose the recipe specifically states do not put rat shit in the cake and he hasn't read the recipe
there's clearly a danger that he would shovel rat shit and polonium 210 into the cake
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:35, archived)

and fucking anthrax spores

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:36, archived)

and a decaying hindu that he's fished out of a river

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:37, archived)

and matted dog hair with mange and leprosy scabs hanging off it
I mean

that would be the fucking worst cake ever and you're just perfectly happy to eat it
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:38, archived)

alright miss cakehead

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:40, archived)