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I wouldn't eat any kind of cake that had been made without measuring out the ingredients properly

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:24, archived)
i didn't offer you any

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:25, archived)
unusual tendencies? WHAT unusual tendencies?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:30, archived)
ok, not sure if I should be upset about not being offered some cake that I wouldn't eat

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:30, archived)
would be a bit weird if you were

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:43, archived)
You don't get cake, you fat mess. You get cabbage.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:26, archived)
I'd rather eat cabbage than some shit cake that probably has rat droppings and deadly poison in it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:31, archived)
yeah that's what happens when you don't measure flour properly,
it turns into rodent poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:33, archived)
clearly you have learned nothing from Walter White

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:34, archived)
this was on mythbusters you know

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:34, archived)
there was actually a theory that it turned into mice.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:36, archived)
surely that's why you can get white flour and brown flour

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:37, archived)
and suppose the recipe specifically states do not put rat shit in the cake and he hasn't read the recipe
there's clearly a danger that he would shovel rat shit and polonium 210 into the cake
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:35, archived)
and fucking anthrax spores

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:36, archived)
and a decaying hindu that he's fished out of a river

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:37, archived)
and matted dog hair with mange and leprosy scabs hanging off it
I mean

that would be the fucking worst cake ever and you're just perfectly happy to eat it
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:38, archived)
alright miss cakehead

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:40, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:33, archived)
cake largo

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:37, archived)
planet of the cakes

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:38, archived)
King of the Khyber Trifles

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:39, archived)
self-raising arizona

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:38, archived)
marzipan's labyrinth

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:39, archived)
bend it like eccles

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:39, archived)
the french fancy connection

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:40, archived)
The Nightmare Before Christmas Cake

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:43, archived)
the butterfly bun effect

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:45, archived)
dirty rotten sconedrels

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:46, archived)
layer cake

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:47, archived)
meringuo unchained

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:48, archived)
The Return of Jaffa

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:48, archived)
the madeira hunter

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:49, archived)
Fuck you, when I made a cake at uni I had NO idea how much weed I was putting into it and everyone agreed it was the best cake they had ever eaten.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:49, archived)
never heard of that film

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:50, archived)
Good Battenburger

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:50, archived)
the mince pie who loved me

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:52, archived)
Much ado about muffin

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:53, archived)
angel cake heart

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:55, archived)
withnail and icing

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)