You don't have a wife.
Stop derailing a civilised conversation with your cockamamie fantasies.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)

ooh 'ark at 'im

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:17, archived)

individuals these days
aint got no clue about common decency, times change
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 22:28, archived)

don't you start granddad

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:04, archived)