Might get fucked up.
Might learn crochet.

Might even do both but not at the same time like that would be silly.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:35, archived)

Sounds like a good new hobby
EXTREME DRUNK CROCHETING!
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:42, archived)

Might test the effects of various intoxicants
like they did with those spider webs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:01, archived)

Careful or you'll get NEEDLE-HOOKED,
and may even end up addicted to drugs too, ahaha!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:08, archived)

Oh wait do you even use needles in crochet?
Oh who cares, fuck off.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)

Nah you use mallets

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:46, archived)