I've had this before. They're not chickens, they're eagles I got from messing about with clip art and yes, Kronenbourg 1664 had a part to play in it due it being my lager of choice (think I'll have another one).
(Gizmo, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:58, archived)

knock knock

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:59, archived)

Please excuse me there's someone at the door.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:00, archived)

its the chicken

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:02, archived)

A chicken couldn't reach the knocker.
If it used its beak against the door, it would make a tapping sound. You've not thought this through.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:06, archived)

sorry i was looking for the fit bird next door

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)

that was me knocking
i guess we know who came first now
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:07, archived)

?i guess? so?
*calls the police*
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:09, archived)

I AM THE POLICE ASK STING

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:51, archived)