Spot of G&T?
Spot of G&T.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:53, archived)

why did the chicken cross the road?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:54, archived)

I think it's one of those questions we'll never know the answer to.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:57, archived)

to talk to his gay friend

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:58, archived)

so it's a particular chicken?
maybe we can finally put this chicken/road myth to rest.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:00, archived)

i came first
over YOUR MUM ARF
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)

I've had this before. They're not chickens, they're eagles I got from messing about with clip art and yes, Kronenbourg 1664 had a part to play in it due it being my lager of choice (think I'll have another one).
(Gizmo, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:58, archived)

knock knock

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:59, archived)

Please excuse me there's someone at the door.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:00, archived)

its the chicken

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:02, archived)

A chicken couldn't reach the knocker.
If it used its beak against the door, it would make a tapping sound. You've not thought this through.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:06, archived)

sorry i was looking for the fit bird next door

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)

that was me knocking
i guess we know who came first now
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:07, archived)

?i guess? so?
*calls the police*
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:09, archived)

I AM THE POLICE ASK STING

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:51, archived)

You buying then?
(Gizmo, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:56, archived)

No.
This isn't a roleplay bar thread.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:57, archived)

then why do i have my cock out?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 23:58, archived)

I think it's one of those questions we'll never know the answer to.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:00, archived)

Well theres always a sense of finality when i get my cock out
its a right feathery bastard
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:04, archived)

This has been the worst thread ever and I have to say it's not my fault.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:07, archived)

there should be some sort of vote and perhaps a reward

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:11, archived)

cans of gin?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:08, archived)

Sadly no.
:(
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 0:13, archived)