Jesus' tits - GTA5 is a pile of annoying shit
Ooh very pretty, well done you made a massive world - but I'm never going to see any of it cause these retarded rail road missions and arsehole control method keep getting in the way.
How many fucking fingers do you think I've got anyway? Cunts.

To be honest, I never liked any of them past GTA3. Should have known better, but Red Dead fooled me into thinking they'd learned how to make story and game play work together.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:45, archived)

fuck off cunt

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)

lol j/k yer alright really

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)

seriously though, fuck off cunt

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)

Do you want me to go and have words?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:47, archived)

With Jesus?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:49, archived)

haha, like that's even a thing

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:50, archived)

I used to work with a Jesus and a Kunt.
If I were called Kunt I'd name all my kids Jesus.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)

dunno what that means, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)

Indeed, yes.
That'd be most satisfactory.

I've got a list here of game designers who need a stern talking to, if you want to start a fetch quest...
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:49, archived)

It sounds like you don't like computer games anymore.
Have you tried getting another hobby?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:53, archived)

haha, "anymore", like that's even a fucking word

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)

you've formed an opinion now and it outranks facts, yeah yeah
whatevs
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)

well no, that one's actually a fact

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:58, archived)

"anymore" is right up there with "nevermind" as a non-word

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:58, archived)

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/anymore
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)

oh right, soz, didn't realise you were american

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)

Alright, we here ya

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:00, archived)

up yours you fucking bumlord, get the fuck off my internet

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)

lol j/k yer alright really

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)

seriously though, up yours you fucking bumlord, get the fuck off my internet

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)

Sebastian Dried-on excreta was born with a tiny penis

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)

So you fantasise about newborns with large cocks.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)

No, I was assuming
Sebs is a girl.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:47, archived)

I might learn crochet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)

Ha!
That's actually about right.

I tend to tell people "I don't do computer games, they're all shit" - but sometimes when everyone says something is the dog bollocks, I like to give it a try. Just in case.

Like, RDR was great. The Batman Arkham things were good.

But yes, mainly, computer games can piss off.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)

shut up and fuck off you useless shit cunt

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)

lol j/k yer alright really

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)

seriously though, shut up and fuck off you useless shit cunt

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)

lol j/k yer alright really

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)

shut up and fuck off you useless shit cunt

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)

what is it with people here just recycling my posts all the fucking time

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)

what is it with people here just recycling my posts all the fucking time

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)

lol j/k yer alright really

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)

Fascinating. Really.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:48, archived)

I dunno, I played it online, it's alright

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)

*shrugs*
MGTech is right - I don't like games. It was an act of purist optimism to have tried it in the first place.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:05, archived)