I've got one now
you are the cancer that is killing /talk.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 23:22,
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You have milked this cow so long it's become a singularity
And you and your cough will appear in a parallel universe where both will be exterminated by giant bug eyed rodents. That will learn you both.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 23:52,
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