tease
giz a jimmy fiddle then
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:34, archived)

Dunno what that is, soz.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:37, archived)

I'm just so disappointed that SSG might die without reading loads more 70s/80s joke book jokes.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:39, archived)

we all are brb
but it's best not to think about it or even mention it ever again: it's what he would have wanted.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:43, archived)

a riddle
you said you had some
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:40, archived)

Okay:
Zachary and Naomi were leaving the restaurant. They went up to the cashier and Zachary paid his bill.

But Naomi took out a pad and pencil, wrote IO04I80 on a page, tore it out and handed it to the cashier.

She looked at the number and let Naomi pass without having to pay.

Why didn't the cashier ask Naomi for any money?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:01, archived)

nine eleven?
nah, zak paid for both, right? naomi's just weird.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:03, archived)

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( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:12, archived)

Wow that didn't work in a spectactular fashion.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:14, archived)

she owes nothing, for she ate nothing

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:10, archived)

Gold star right here.
How's the job seeking going?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:13, archived)

That good, eh?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 3:13, archived)

S3I8O08

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)