[c] Hey SSG, what has antlers and eats cheese?
Mickey Moose.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 0:58, archived)

What's the most radioactive dog?
Plutonium.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)

He's a real ALPHA dog, if you get me.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:57, archived)

Bit UNSTABLE, mind.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:58, archived)