You should turn on all the gas hobs, hang the sheets above them and then go to bed. They will be nice and dry by the morning.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:53, archived)

^this
I did it last night with my sheets and they were bone dry in the morning. It also fluffs out the fibers in the fabric making the sheet feel brand new
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:56, archived)

you stupid fucking shit doctor cunt

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:04, archived)

you could probably put a complaint in to the medical council about this

( mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:15, archived)

well yeah but he'd probably come round my house and want to poke a telescope up my bottom

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)