aye, it'll do that

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:06, archived)

How do you unjam an LM-120 laminating machine?
I think I've proper broken it.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:18, archived)

Liberally apply margarine and then gently pull your penis out.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)

not a clue soz
try putting things in it.
/techadvice
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)

If it was frank asking I'd suggest he plugs it into an extension cable, runs a bath and then jumps into the bath with it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)