There's some weather here.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)

aye, it'll do that

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:06, archived)

How do you unjam an LM-120 laminating machine?
I think I've proper broken it.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:18, archived)

Liberally apply margarine and then gently pull your penis out.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)

not a clue soz
try putting things in it.
/techadvice
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)

If it was frank asking I'd suggest he plugs it into an extension cable, runs a bath and then jumps into the bath with it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)

my work is underground so i hope there arent floods here

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:27, archived)

lol u r a womble

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:29, archived)

totes

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:30, archived)

wait i think the wombles lived underground but did the majority of their work up on wimbledon common

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:30, archived)

nah they find stuff on wimbledon common but then crawl back underground to flog it on ebay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:32, archived)

oh haha

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:37, archived)

Bloody Torchwood.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:11, archived)

dunno what that means soz

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:13, archived)

Doctor's Whom're related.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:16, archived)

i wonder if the people who make that have ever sent emails about a tardis and the header was re:tardis
(like retards haha)
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:27, archived)

there's a sorry i havent a clue joke in there somewhere

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:29, archived)

bindun

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:54, archived)