under normal circumstances, I'd post a wanky wanky wank thread here
but I've been told off for doing that so instead I shall just point out that dr who is shit
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:17, archived)

ez Frank m8
sup dude
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:18, archived)

Disco Dickie in da house
easy brah
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:22, archived)

f'real

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:25, archived)

worst moderation than mumsnet

( mongychops, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:26, archived)

think of all those damp gussets on mumsnet

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:30, archived)

Incontinence is no laughing matter.
Wait ... yes ... yes it is.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:34, archived)

until you laugh too hard and piss yourself

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:37, archived)

I used to think incontinence meant going to France or summat

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:40, archived)

ha ha that reminds me of a joke about a radio four programme
cross incontinence - angry wet people
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qt55
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:52, archived)

it's not quite as funny as not being able to hold your poo in though, that's comedy gold right there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)

disgraceful bullying of valued forum contributors

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 22:12, archived)

i never made it up north today, the match was called off

( mongychops, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 22:53, archived)

knickers

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 22:55, archived)

yeah, cant do the replay

( mongychops, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:11, archived)

fair play, stay home and have a good old wank then

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:12, archived)

alright wank

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)

alright 2 Can Chunder, I just pulled out like a massive lump of earwax, should I go to A+E now?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:07, archived)

oh right, I'll just sit here and fucking well wait for a doctor then shall I

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:15, archived)

I'm sorry, I was dealing with an emergency.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:28, archived)

bullshit, you were looking up an old lady's bottom

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:35, archived)

that totally counts as an emergency

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:43, archived)

only because you had an emergency wank up it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:45, archived)

did you lose your watch?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:48, archived)

Just put it back where you found it and everything will be ok.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:23, archived)

knickers

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:48, archived)