I asked God and everything

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:37, archived)

I hope you said "pwitty pwease".
Prayers don't work unless you say that at the end.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:52, archived)

I heard it works better if you call him a wanky wanky wanky wank wanker.
Makes him respect you more if you talk down to him.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:45, archived)