Asda trip is now a near-absolute certainty.
Only an act of god could prevent it from happening.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:24,
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fingers crossed for a tsunami then
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:30,
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Better throw in an earthquake and some tornadoes for good measure.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:05,
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