Might go to Greggs and get a pasty.
Might not.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:12, archived)

oh ffs.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:15, archived)

enjoy your povvo pastry, faggot

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:16, archived)

mmm pastry faggots

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:19, archived)

keep us updated wont you.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7717231
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:18, archived)

thanks for that. more info required though

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:20, archived)

Asda trip is now a near-absolute certainty.
Only an act of god could prevent it from happening.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)

fingers crossed for a tsunami then

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)

Better throw in an earthquake and some tornadoes for good measure.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:05, archived)

TBH it's looking less likely every minute. Might just go to Asda instead.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:17, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7717235
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)

I might go to the toilet and have a big shit
but you don't see me posting it all over the internet
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)

posting smearing
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)

That too!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)

Let us know how it goes/went.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)