I will NEVER forgive her for getting old and wrinkled

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)

also it's "Krishna" not "Kristna" but hey, I copy pasted that so yeah, fuck you all

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)

monster munch still has me on ignore, just sayin

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:08, archived)

i started chatting up some bird and it was going well
and then she said she had two teenage sons and i didn't know what to do then i realised i haven't been a teenager for a decade but still you know still i mean come on
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:08, archived)

what is this your blog now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:12, archived)

i was just thinking, she might be more your sort of age i was wondering if you wanted my scraps

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:15, archived)

reading between the lines it's clear you want to beast her kids

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:17, archived)

good lord

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)

I was gonna say smyls but then realised this is at least seven more interesting than anything else that's been said on here this year.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:15, archived)

oh right, just taken me off ignore have you

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:17, archived)

I don't think I've got anybody on ignore.
I'm still number one in the 'ignored by qftw shitcunts' stakes I think.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:19, archived)

you can turn that "i don't think" into "i know for certain" by just looking at your profile settings thing

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)

I have a bunch of people on ignore but I don't recognise any names
Although at least three seem to be comedy versions of me.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)

smyls

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)

she looked like she was in her 30s but then i guess she could still
have been in her 20s when she had the kids so i dunno maybe it's not that suprising after all
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)

on the plus side at least we know she puts out lol haha get it haha

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)

She's probably got some games consoles and a good selection of crisps and fizzy pop.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:06, archived)

whoah you know what a mum with teenage kids might be the best person to be dealing with now i think about it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:09, archived)

she's prolly got a fanny like a greased-up squeezebox

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:30, archived)

I used to work with a woman who was only a few years older than me
who had a kid in secondary school, it made me feel weird, I wasn't even 30 at the time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:13, archived)

i worked for my gran one summer too
*zing*
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:38, archived)

what is this your blog now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)

yeah sort of

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:47, archived)

My best mate at school was a grandfather at 30.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)