Even the prefects are picking on me.
I want to go home.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:42, archived)

just trying to toughen you up
we'll have an heartwarming story arc that ends with us being best friends
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)

We'll need to work in a hard-hitting, anti-drugs message,
so it'll probably wind up with you delivering a tear-jerking eulogy at my funeral.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:53, archived)

It won't be tears he's jerking at the funeral.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:58, archived)

it'll be some delicious chicken for the wake

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)

At my mates funeral they had these lovely sausages coated in honey
Almost made me forget why I was there
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)

at a new years party once, i took one of those mini sausages wrapped in bacon and dipped it in chocolate
it was pretty nice!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)

you savage
Xmas pudding and horseradish. Check it out.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:13, archived)

you're a madman

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:21, archived)

*rotates bowtie*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:37, archived)

I do so love a happy ending.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:07, archived)

Nice one Manolith, now I have to walk into town to get me some jerk chicken from the carribean stall. Dayum

( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:08, archived)

you poor lamb
/ac
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)

lamb goat
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:16, archived)

goat SHEEPLE
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)