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morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:19, archived)
At last, a quality morning thread

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:23, archived)
yus m8

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:01, archived)
Near the top!
Morning Doveston.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
alright dave trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)
hello two hats.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:43, archived)
Want to see a giraffe trying to get on a motorbike?
i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8302817024/hF4F1157F/
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:46, archived)
I can't think of any good reason why, when presented with that option, anyone wouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:54, archived)
Apparently there's such a thing as a "Pughuahua"
what a world
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)
That sounds a bit like the noise my grandad used to make when he coughed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:11, archived)
it thinks its people

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:00, archived)
hmm, incomplete footage.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)
He fucked off and picked up a hot elephant
They drove all night until they came across a low bridge...
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:23, archived)
Yeah right
Like that happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
It did alright...
I have the rest of the video if you want the link
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:50, archived)
Text "Moar jraffs" to 88606 for the rest

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
or follow @gir_laffs on twitter

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:37, archived)
I dunno, you wait ages for one and then twenty five come along at once

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:16, archived)
You broke my beautifully crafted chevron, last night.
You ruiner, you.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
and yet the mods do nothing

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:18, archived)
morning the doveston

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:24, archived)
yus m7

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:02, archived)
hi how r u lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:27, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:29, archived)
rofl

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:30, archived)
omgroflolbbq

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:35, archived)
lsmmtuafimc

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:37, archived)
allahu akbar klaatu barada footumch

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:51, archived)
yis m8

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:02, archived)
morning doves

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:33, archived)
yur m6

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:02, archived)
un-break my heart

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:34, archived)
yer m9

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:02, archived)
morning, angel

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:35, archived)
yus m0

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:03, archived)
Morning Mr Doveston

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:50, archived)
yup m5

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:03, archived)
alright doves, my baby girl starts big school today, where did the time go eh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)
alright mongs, hope she has a good first day

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:18, archived)
she's super excited, no nerves at all

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:41, archived)
she'll be grand
she'll have tattoos and a boyfriend by Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:36, archived)
then I will disown her

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:42, archived)
MORNG

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)
yep m3

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)
classic morning thread

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:22, archived)
taking it back to the concrete streets

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:38, archived)
Doveston.

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)
dolph

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:38, archived)
Good morning, Mister The Doveston.
Good morning, everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)
The prominent Monster Munch

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)
you swot
*spitballs*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:37, archived)
Even the prefects are picking on me.
I want to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:42, archived)
just trying to toughen you up
we'll have an heartwarming story arc that ends with us being best friends
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
We'll need to work in a hard-hitting, anti-drugs message,
so it'll probably wind up with you delivering a tear-jerking eulogy at my funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:53, archived)
It won't be tears he's jerking at the funeral.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:58, archived)
it'll be some delicious chicken for the wake

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)
At my mates funeral they had these lovely sausages coated in honey
Almost made me forget why I was there
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)
at a new years party once, i took one of those mini sausages wrapped in bacon and dipped it in chocolate
it was pretty nice!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)
you savage
Xmas pudding and horseradish. Check it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:13, archived)
you're a madman

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:21, archived)
*rotates bowtie*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:37, archived)
I do so love a happy ending.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:07, archived)
Nice one Manolith, now I have to walk into town to get me some jerk chicken from the carribean stall. Dayum

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:08, archived)
you poor lamb
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)

lamb goat
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:16, archived)

goat SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
hiya hun

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:40, archived)
Alright The Dovelstone

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:34, archived)
hey gmos u ok?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:41, archived)
Very well this morning
I am pretty happy to be awake.

edit: how rude of me...

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
yeah all good
gonna pour hot coffee down my throat
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:13, archived)
I saw a goose this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:42, archived)
i feel that we should all inform gmos when we see a goose from now on
maybe there could be an app that tweets him with goose locations
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
somebody should ask the Web Giants at usvsthem ... it'll be less shit and pointless than anything else they do

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)
Information on the whereabouts of geese is quite important.
Yes, more important than "CAN YOU REMEMBER AN 80s CARTOON?"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
thundercats... loooooooool

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:07, archived)
It could be called
Take a Gander
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:08, archived)
fuck sake

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:13, archived)
yeah,
it could also not be called that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:13, archived)
but puns!?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)
butt puns?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:21, archived)
Ass me again later

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:36, archived)
hmm, not sure about that one

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:36, archived)
you'll have to ANALize it

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)
What, the HOLE thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:16, archived)
cheeky

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:06, archived)
I would be happy to put my name to this product.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:36, archived)
GanderOfShoes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:42, archived)
or GrandmaOfGoose?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:42, archived)
no, GanderOfGoose

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:42, archived)
I think Goose Quest has been lost in the sands of internet time
a pity
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)
oh nurp
dodgy flash hole: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232398
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:51, archived)
Gaggl
Like tindr, but for pond life.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:56, archived)
tindr is for pond life

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:38, archived)
Morning Doveston

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
Morning gloves

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
alright fella?
My last day of working from home today, then off to mansfield tomorrow to start a new site. I think I'm just there for a week before the other manager finishes his site, then fingers crossed. back at home :D
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:04, archived)