Owls fit into that column
Owls... great.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:29, archived)

nah they're more like cats with wings. How can you compare an stupid fat owl with the majestic golden eagle or the spectacular pterodactyl?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:38, archived)

Since cats are awesome, and wings are awesome,
surely cats with wings are double awesome?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:54, archived)

Owls are pretty decent birds of prey, to say, a kite

( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:02, archived)