Ask him if your replica firearm looks like a real firearm?
You know the NSA and GCHQ just had a butchers at this and put me on a list.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)

who was it who asked a policeman if calling them a cunt was an offence
i thought that was funny
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, archived)

not if you follow it with stable

( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)

cunt-stubble

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)