it seems almost compulsory to have a horrible life if you make that sort of music when you're young

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)

I sometimes wonder about making my kids' lives more miserable in the hope that they may one day go on to create good art

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:30, archived)

That's why my parents were unkind to me
But I showed them....I've done fuck all with my life! SUCKERS!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:31, archived)

I'm planning it just for the fun
^{(I'm not actually planning anything of the sort, other than standard low-level dad jokes and embarrassment)}
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)