You make no sense. You are supposed to come to my house. YOU COME TO MY HOUSE? You don't know understand me.
You make no sense. You are supposed to come to my house. YOU COME TO MY HOUSE? You don't know understand me. SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)

you're shit at this
try again somewhere else
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:15, archived)

How's your dumb wife? Has she managed to raise her IQ above the bread she makes?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16, archived)

none of this makes sense outside your minuscule head

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:40, archived)

Carry on

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:04, archived)

Can I stay, I'll clean up the mess in the corner.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16, archived)

It all depends
Dr shambles "wife" will be shitting in the kitchen about now
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:19, archived)

After she's cleaned the pizza oven

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:20, archived)

Shit I was supposed to post this in /QOTW
Genuine phone call I just had with a delivery man on the phone
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:15, archived)

I think it's about time you went to bed.

( Glovington, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16, archived)

Alright gloves

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16, archived)

yeah. Although I'm working outside of my house, in a field...I had just got used to working from home.
On the upside i have found 8 four leaf clovers, and 3 five leafers, so I think i might be in luck
( Glovington, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:18, archived)

It means you are probably going to be killed by mutant clovers
Just back away quietly
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:20, archived)

dont think so, I lamenated some before and sold them on ebay for 3-5 quid each, I reckon I'm gonna find loads on this job

( Glovington, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:22, archived)

Ok, let's just get it over with
Spanishfly beakers
Someone calls him a beaker
Spanishfly accuses that person of being "upset"
Someone interesting starts a new thread
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16, archived)

^ upset

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:17, archived)

Haha yeah we have a right laugh here don't we

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:11, archived)